Today I heard on the radio there was a bar crawl sponsored where you had to be a superhero and convince them that your superhero was good enough. I was going to call in and tell them how I would be Gay!Fuzzy!Jesus!
Cause really GFJ is quite the superhero, he can walk on water AND flatiron your hair!
Who else can do that? Can Superman? Can Batman? NO!
Oh, and for those who don't already know, I got a job finally which means I can buy myself many shiny things and a full set of bobbleheaded dieties.